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Blonde Jokes

1. How do you make a blonde laugh on a monday morning? - tell her a joke on friday night.

2. How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? - wave at her.

3. If a blonde throws a grenade at you what do u do? - take the pin out and throw it back.

4. How do you entertain a blonde? - get a piece of paper and write on both sides turn over.

5. How do you keep a blonde occupied for a day? - put her in a circular room and ask her to look for the corners.

6. What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
The blonde works in the dark!

7. How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
The joystick is wet.

8. What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.

9. What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
"Have another beer."

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